Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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