question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
