why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
