yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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