She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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