I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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