I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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