is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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