i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
It's like God shit irony all over that family
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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