Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Drunk is not a location!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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