don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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