your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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