I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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