yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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