i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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