I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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