ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
