Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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