Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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