I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
