my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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