I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
