is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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