haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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