Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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