did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
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