where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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