Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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