FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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