I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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