Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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