Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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