Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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