READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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