it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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