shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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