Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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