Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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