lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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