I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
