I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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