That's intense
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
