no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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