I'm drive I can fine osifer
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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