well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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