SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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