Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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