Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
