You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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