She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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