do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
thus making me awesome and them whores
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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