Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize