Your face is a jimmy john
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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